It has been a week since my swimming trunks have been sucked off. I am still in therapy. I wake up in cold sweats dreaming of the schlurp sound.
You immediately drop into a deep squat. You try to cover your genitals with your hands, but in water, refraction makes your hands look tiny and useless. You realize you must decide: Do I stay submerged forever and die of hypothermia, or do I make a break for the trunks? My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off
: On water park slides, trunks can snag on the surface, causing them to be pulled down or even ripped off as you descend. It has been a week since my swimming
While it's impossible to completely eliminate the risk, here are some tips to minimize the chances of your swimwear getting sucked off: You immediately drop into a deep squat